Yeeha!

I've never actually been a part of the calf scramble at the rodeo...

 but I'm pretty sure I could win a calf.

I have lots of practice diapering and clothing this little guy every single day.

I've seen those kids at the rodeo chase down the calves, tie a rope around them, and drag them to the center of Reliant. Yep, it's pretty much the same.