W.O.W.

Words of Wisdom
By Carolena

If you have a cold, cough. Cough often. Cough on everything. See that tv over there with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer playing on it? Cough on the Bumble. See the serving bowl full of mashed potatoes on the table? Cough on that too. Daddy's eye? Yep, you guessed it: cough. Little brother innocently playing nearby? Cough. Cough. Cough.

If you have a cough, throw up. Nothing says, "I'm miserable and need more sympathy" like throwing up in your own bed from coughing too much.