I immediately turned to my brother, grabbed his shoulder, and then cackled, "Ha! Mom just called you shit!"
Remember the time I spent months working on a handmade project for my sister and then decided right before Christmas that I didn't like it and started something new?
Last night I showed Chris the new project and we determined it is ungiftable in it's current state (which was in theory "finished"). Hopefully it's not unsalvageable. I then made a double batch of caramel corn for Carolena's teachers that was taken from the oven and dumped into the trash.
Today I woke up at 4am, drank a ton of coffee, and worked out. Caramel corn: take two. Kelly's handmade gift: take three. Coffee drinking: take one million.
Hunter, want to come over and entertain me while everything I touch turns to poo-poo again?
I think maybe you should not give me a handmade gift this year- based on the calendar, it's starting to sound a little thrown together at the last minute.
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At this point I should have gone with the bean. However, this isn't unusual - this is just a behind-the-scenes glimpse into what goes into my handmade gifts. It's not usually two in a row for the same person - but a lot of doing and redoing and backing up and redoing and pain and suffering goes into most of the things I make for you. You are welcome. :)
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