...unless of course you'd seen the green elevens trailing from that kid's nose that day. Then you would have vowed to never eat after your children again and tossed those suckers in the trash! I started the whole "I don't eat after my kids" thing to lose weight... but I've maintained not eating after them because man, those guys are germy! Mamas don't have time for getting sick! You know who takes care of me when I get sick? Nils. By hitting me in the face while I wallow in misery on the couch.
I know you're above this, but I would have eaten every one of those while standing over the trash can. I taste their room temperature right now...
ReplyDelete...unless of course you'd seen the green elevens trailing from that kid's nose that day. Then you would have vowed to never eat after your children again and tossed those suckers in the trash! I started the whole "I don't eat after my kids" thing to lose weight... but I've maintained not eating after them because man, those guys are germy! Mamas don't have time for getting sick! You know who takes care of me when I get sick? Nils. By hitting me in the face while I wallow in misery on the couch.
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