By Nils Morgan
Carolena is hilarious. Mommy and Daddy are always trying to get a laugh, but let's face it, they aren't that funny. Give them a courtesy smile for their efforts and then scan the room for Carolena. She's the one to watch!
Mommy ruined the cloth diapers. Ugh! MOMMMMYYY. That is so annoying. The cloth diapers were way more comfortable and, before she ruined them, never leaked. The disposables are miserable because they are so easy to fill. Encourage Mommy to get on the ball when it comes to fixing the cloth diapers... have what Mommy calls a "big summer blowout" every time you poop in the disposables. Maybe that will inspire her to waterproof those diapers!
If someone mentions your cloth diapers, cry.
Crumple your face into the saddest but cutest face in the world and just
wail. If someone mentions that they are holding you so that Mommy can
"take a break," wail. Make the most pathetic face in the world and just
scream. People will appreciate your good comedic timing.
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