Words of Wisdom
By Carolena
Have you ever tasted glue? Man, that stuff is delicious. Why doesn't Mommy ever serve glue for dinner? Hmm... perhaps she just doesn't know how good it tastes.
If you are big enough to push one of the "little tiny baby carts" at the grocery store then you should definitely be in charge of selecting and carting the groceries. Insist that Mommy leave the big cart behind. Push the small cart around the store, and while pushing be sure to take in all of the beautiful scenery. Why look straight ahead? Straight ahead isn't interesting! Besides, Mommy's ankles will stop your cart whenever it's necessary to stop. So go ahead and push that little buggy as fast as you can and stop only if you bounce into Mommy's ankles! Hmm... I wonder how many times she can get hit before she completely loses her mind...
How to explain the circle of life: "The snake hit the car and then Mommy throw the snake in the grass and the snake's body becomes dirt and that's circle of life. We listen to snake song now?"
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