Saturday, April 5, 2014

W.O.W.

Words of Wisdom
By Carolena

Onion rings are so passe. Onion bracelets are all the rage these days. Just ask your mother to serve you some sliced onions with your dinner (because duh, what toddler doesn't love to eat raw onion?). Pull apart the rings, place the delicate bangles upon your wrist, and hold out your arm for all to admire.


Spend time being "a little baby rabbit." Actually, lots of time. In fact, don bunny ears when necessary, announce to anyone who will listen, "I'm a little baby rabbit," and just for good measure (and great health) eat lettuce leaves for breakfast.

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