Conversational Carolena

"I want Daddy to make my oatmeal. Mommy... you just... go make your coffee."
{Said in a dismissive voice, not as a favor to me.}

"When I'm bigger I'm going to ride on the school bus.
All the way to Colorado.
To see the marmots."
{Said every school day when we pass the school buses.}

"Mommy, you drinking your beard?"
{*beer*}