Words of Wisdom
By Carolena
Flirting 101
Play hard to get and expect boys to do the same. Hang out with a kid named Blake.* However, should Blake attempt to hand you your water bottle or pick up your jacket for you, glare at him. In a move you parents hope you'll retain in high school, should Blake try to hug you, yell at him. But flirt with Blake nonetheless. He'll learn the value of playing hard-to-get soon enough. When it's time to leave Blake will probably do something predictable like help you gather your things and then give you a big smile while saying, "Bye Carolena! See you next time!" Hmph. Blake. Shoot him a look and then turn toward two other boys, smile, and coyly call out, "Bbbbbyyyeee Sam and Daniellll!" There. That'll show Blake. Hmm... Sam and Daniel are kinda cute...
*Boys' names have been changed to protect the innocent
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