Be yourself. Be original. Don't be afraid to wear a bright yellow hard hat to the pet store.
Yellow sandals go with everything regardless of the season.
And most importantly, if you find yourself riding along in a Target shopping cart, take advantage of the time your mom spends looking at pajamas. Locate the nearest underwear display and grab as many thongs as you can hold. Then, pull all of the underwear over your head and wear them around your neck as necklaces or scarves. This is a unique, stylish, and bold fashion statement. If your mother has no respect for your fashion ingenuity and removes your "necklaces" to put back on the display, scream. Just scream.
On Rush's advice, I have one foot of pink toenails and one foot of green toenails. High fashion must have skipped our generation in order to saturate our kids.
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