W.O.W. Moom & Jimmer's House

Words of Wisdom by Carolena
Moom & Jimmer's House Edition

If you find your mom's car turning into Moom and Jimmer's driveway start cheering. Their house is always a blast so show your appreciation and excitement from the get go.

Ask to watch movies. Lots of movies. If you simply look at your mommy or Moom and request to watch "my shows" they'll laugh about how you sound like a southern woman watching soaps and then they'll cave and put on a movie. Who knows what "southern woman soap" is... and who cares. Just call it "my show" and they'll laugh about how cute you are and then you'll get what you want!

Moom and Jimmer's plants will need plenty of water. Offer to water them every afternoon. If you get have a blast and get soaked in the process then so be it... you've got to earn your keep, right?

When Jimmers gets home from work, cheer! Bounce off the walls. Run around the house. Run to the door, show him your belly button and yell, "happy!"

If your mom and Moom have the audacity to put you in your car seat and pull out of the driveway to run errands, scream. How dare they leave Moom's house! Don't they know it's fun there?! Yell, "Moom's house!" over and over to ensure they know where you really want to be.

Color. Color every single day. Color several times a day. Fill an entire spiral notebook with your masterpieces. Moom has a big box of markers... color! Suggestions of things to draw: "happies" (cupcakes), snakes, fish, alligators, and owls.

Where there is Jimmers there is ice cream. This is a hard and fast rule of life. Always eat ice cream if you are with Jimmers.