By Carolena
Anything can be a horse. Use what you have available to show off your adventurous spirit. A broom? A large watermelon? A stuffed animal sheep? Yes, all of these things when sat upon can be a horse! Simply sit on the desired object and say with a smile, "it's a horse!" The equestrian world will appreciate your fresh new outlook.
Sometimes it is necessary to lie. For instance, if your mother asks if you pooped or need a clean diaper, just say "no" no matter what the case may be. Getting your diaper changed takes time out of your busy schedule. Just lie so that you can move on with your life.
If you are lucky enough to find a locust shell on your front doorstep leave it there to check out every time you walk in or out. Refer to it as "my shell" so that it is clear to everyone who the shell now belongs to. That locust may have not realized its inherent value and thus left it behind, but you are smarter than a locust.
Always dress for success.
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