Some People

Some people have well-lit photographs of their kids in finely smocked and monogrammed outfits.

Some people look photogenic after childbirth.

Some people bring in professional photographers to take pictures of their newborns.

Some people take monthly photos of their baby in a cute pose with a sticker pinned to his or her shirt with his/her age on it.

Some people go for the artsy look and use filtered lighting or fancy instagram nonsense.

 Some people just aren't any fun.

We aren't those people.