E.T. Phone Home

How to Make E.T. Feel Right at Home in Your Home: A Guide By Carolena
Part Two: Home

Now that you have successfully brought E.T. into your home the process of making him feel right at home in your home enters phase two. The first thing you need to do upon bringing E.T. through the front door into his new home is to help him get acclimated. Show him around the house. Introduce him to some of his new roommates. Teddy Ruxpin and various baby dolls will really need to make his acquaintance first thing. If you have pets living in your home be sure to introduce them as well.

Since he is in a new environment it will really be best for E.T. if he doesn't leave your side for a minimum of three days. Your parents will scoff when you try to bring him outside or back into the car but persevere. Spending time together is crucial to E.T.'s sense of comfort. This togetherness phase should include any and all activities. When you eat, E.T. eats. When you read, E.T. reads. When you sleep, E.T. sleeps... right next to you.

Speaking of sleep. There is a good chance E.T. will be tired after all of the recent life changes he has experienced. If your parents are talking in the vicinity of E.T. it is a good idea to point at him and press your finger to your lips and then loudly shush your mom and dad. Sheesh, don't they realize the poor little guy is exhausted?

Now, onto a more delicate topic: bathroom etiquette. Chances are upon bringing your E.T. home you will not be sure whether or not he is potty trained. It is a good idea to get him in a diaper as soon as possible. He will be sleeping in your bed after all...

After diapering E.T. it is really wise to get him into more suitable clothing for his new lifestyle. Choose something that is both eye catching and easy moving. He will be most comfortable in something that is easy to move in but also makes him feel like part of the family. Choose bright colors and breathable fabrics. All this is to say... just stick the guy in a dress. Preferably a brightly colored very girly dress.

Finally, let E.T. participate in some activities he enjoys. Put him in the stroller for a cruise around the house. Let him ride in the basket of your toy shopping cart. Give him plenty of snacks. Let him use your phone. If you can manage to grab it when she isn't looking and has carelessly left it somewhere within reach, grab your mom's phone. E.T. will really love that. Most of all, just make E.T. feel welcome and loved. Before you know it, you'll have your arm around him in your next family photo.