Hanging out with Mommy is the best. Mommy likes to get up early, so you should too. Mommy thinks you are adorable so she'll always be willing to snuggle up with a pile of books and read to you. Grab a stack of books, a cup of milk, and Mommy's hand and head to her favorite chair for some quality reading time.
Not in the mood to read? Grab Crocodile Dentist and drag Mommy to her bed. Get snuggled up and snap snap snap! That thing is hilarious. Every once in a while yell, "your turn!" and shoot Mommy a smile. Let her push a couple of the teeth down... but then take it back. It's really the funniest if it chomps you.
Never eat meals if you can help it. In fact, let's back up... while Mommy is preparing meals you should cling to her legs and cry and whine. Then, when it's time to sit down and actually eat what she made... refuse. Simply refuse. It drives her bonkers.
Don't drink milk if you can drink chocolate milk. Ask for chocolate milk every few hours even though Mommy only lets you have it once in a blue moon. Who knows? Maybe next time she'll say yes!
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