Words of Wisdom by Carolena
Never call yogurt "yogurt." It is much much cooler to shorten it to just "yog."
If you are lucky enough to have a party at your house be a gracious host. When the first guest arrives run outside cheering and give him a huge hug. Then, admire his new backpack and invite him (and his parents) inside. As guests continue to arrive, run screaming between the front door and your toy bin, greeting guests and bringing choice toys for them to play with. Throughout the course of the evening place nicely with all of your friends. Invite all of them to cram into your small tent. Yell, "outside!" in order to get everyone out into the backyard. And, like any attentive host, spend too much time with your guests to bother with eating much of anything. When the party comes to an end and your guests go home, crash on the couch and say, "night night" immediately after the last person's departure.
Opt for healthy lunch options. If your mother sends a cookie and a carrot/broccoli salad in your lunch, eat the entire salad and leave the cookie. Of course... the ranch dressing really helps...
Try to be just like Mommy. If she has a baby in her belly you should have one in yours. A small Minnie Mouse stuffed animal tucked under your shirt just soooo should do the trick.
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