Rule 1: You're Not Sleepy as You Seem, Stay Awake Don't Nod and Dream Mary Poppins
This is crucial: Do not nap in the parks. Do not. You mother/father/Moom will repeatedly try to convince you to take a snooze in your stroller. Don't fall for it. They will offer you a pacifier, your blankie, and any other objects that might seem comforting. Act appalled and casually toss them out of the stroller. Hah! You'll show them! You mom will probably resort to something dumb like pointing out all of the other kids sleeping in their strollers. Those kids are suckers. They were naive enough to sleep in WDW and therefore deserve to miss out on all of the fun. YOU are smart enough to know that sleeping kids do not ride rides, meet celebrities (like Minnie), or eat ice cream with Jimmers. No matter how tired and exhausted and miserable you get, keep those little eyes open.
Rule 2: Painting the Roses Red, We're Painting the Roses Red... Alice in Wonderland
While you are busy avoiding a nap, take time to stop and check out the flowers. Be sure to grab a handful and loudly sniff them. Bonus points if you can get your mom to screech, "stop picking Minnie Mouse's flowers!"
Rule 3: Neither Fat nor Skinny She's the Horses' Winnie Minnie's Yoo-Hoo
Give Minnie Mouse all of the love and adoration she deserves. Talk about her every day. Hold her close when you get the chance. Let her sleep in your crib at the hotel. When you get home the first thing you should do upon walking in the door is introduce Minnie to your toys. Make her feel loved at all times.
Rule 4: Think of a Wonderful Thought, Any Happy Little Thought Peter Pan
While in EPCOT have your Moom introduce you to your shadow. You will LOVE it. You won't remember what life was like before the fantastic discovery of your shadow. Spend time waving and talking to your new shadow friend. If you happen to walk into a shaded area call out loudly, "Shashhh-tttoowww?!" as though you are calling your dog. When your shadow reappears on the wall, offer it your "wah-wah" (pacifier).
After a long day in the Magic Kingdom go back to the hotel room and kick back with a cold glass of milk and some graham crackers. Peel your shoes and socks off your aching feet and use those tootsies like the monkey hands they were meant to be.
Always be on the lookout for a parade. You're in Disney World for Pete's sake! There should always be a parade.
Rule 7: So This is Love, So This is What Makes Life Divine Cinderella
There is only one rule when it comes to ice cream: always get your fair share. Always. Jimmers is very generous. When it comes to ice cream, be sure you're near Jimmers.
Rule 8: Who's the Leader of the Club That's Made for You and Me? Mickey Mouse Club
Mouse Ears go with everything. Opt for a classic pair if it's your first. Upon arriving home it's a good idea to frequently wear them in your crib. This will be a good reminder to your parents that you had a great time on the trip and are more than ready to go back.
Rule 4: We Hope That You'll be Coming Back Again Country Bear Jamboree
With all of that nap avoiding and ice cream eating and parade watching, you are bound to be exhausted by the last day of your vacation. Your family will be busy packing bags and getting ready for the flight home. Find a nice small space to snuggle down with your "wah-wah" and blankie. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.
Oh Casey, I love the connection with all the lyrics! So glad y'all had a great time. I was wondering if P was too young, but clearly she's not. And that picture of her sleeping in the drawer? So fantastic.
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