Thursday, January 2, 2014

Parenthood

Motherhood means spending time each morning with makeup remover and a q-tip only to recall, "oh yeah... that's not makeup... I'm just tired." Every. Single. Day.

Motherhood means offering to kiss you child's thumb so that it will feel better and then realizing your kid is saying that her "tongue" is hurt.

Motherhood means comforting your child after she throws up on the living room carpet, changing her into clean pajamas, and helping her brush her teeth and get snuggled on the couch to watch a movie.

Fatherhood is coming home to a wife who recommends that you clean the carpet as soon as possible.

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